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Henry James Discovers AOL
[Member HenryJames Joining AOL chat room: Sexxx Salon]
John4364: 15/M N E 1 WANT 2 CYBER???
RancidRools: hi
MiaSoSexy: age/sex?
[Member RaverBoy123 Joining AOL chat room: Sexxx Salon]
RaverBoy123: WAAASUP HAPPY PEEPS?? ANY FLY GIRLS WANT TO RAP IT UP?? IM THIS HARD BOY!!!
Kikesucker: anybody from new york?
LooseBruno: where are you from, john4364?
RancidRools: hello
RaverBoy123: 17 / M BABBIES YAYAYA!!!!!!!
[Member PowderPuff4VR Joining AOL chat room: Sexxx Salon]
PowderPuff4VR: hi everybody! whats gong on in this chat rm?
Kikesucker: 18/m, look like leo
LadyVampireNightBlood: I am sex incarnate! Third cardinal general in Clan DeathCrotch, world of Hrothgar, King of Leather!
LooseBruno: 38 / M
MiaSoSexy: 21/f
Kikesucker: with 12 inches of circumsized bliss
RancidRools: hi
PowderPuff4VR: 14 years old girl
John4364: send a pic, mia
RaverBoy123: I BE LONG, I BE STRONG, I MAKE YOU HUMP DAT COMP HUMP DAT SCREEN, BABY I MAKE U JUICE UP!!!!
LadyVampireNightBlood:Do any mortal sinners dare tempt my bloodlust? I am the Arcane Void, the Fleshy Beast, the Heavy Red Tide!
John4364: I am from north dakoda, loose. Go Peamont Angry Badgers!
MiaSoSexy: my scanner is broken. u send pic, john?
RancidRools: hello!
PowderPuff4VR: oh no! I cant us the fone when i am on-line AOL?
Kikesucker: once you go jew, you always do! private chat n e 1??
HenryJames: This manner of interpersonal communication, in this, the era touched by the light of that great global system of instant contact made possible by the most exceptional of instruments, by which I mean the telegraph, is but for a better term, simply delightful, and more particularly something to be beheld with the utmost fantastical agreement. I beseech the gathering inasmuch as it is a gathering of the virtual type--excuse me a moment. I've got mail! - HJ
RaverBoy123: BABY IM SO FLYIN RIGHT NOW YOU BE GETTIN THE BESTA CYBA THANG FROM THESE BUSTIN NUTS!!!!!! IM ME AND I FREAK YOU DRY!!!
RancidRools: hi PowderPuff4VR
John4364: I don't have a scanner, sorry Mia. What do you look like?
LadyVampireNightBlood: I am hate, I am evil, I am Lord Satan's Anal Mistress! Death is my only release from my sins! But I must sin, I must feed my desire, I must fill my soul's vagina with the blood of a thousand virgins! I will sacrifice you all to Beezelbub, Dark Savior so that I may live forever! Bwahahahaha! MWaaahahah! *cough, cough*
PowderPuff4VR: y cant i use the fone when i do it bzzz bzzz at me
LooseBruno: hey john4364, do you like mature men?
Kikesucker: ne1 want to cyber?? have web cam. I am wearing only my yamuka
MiaSoSexy: I am a 34DD natural platinum blonde, 5'10, full lips, yadda yadda yadda. you?
Kikesucker: and a wet toilet paper roll
John4364: no, fag btich! f you
RaverBoy123: SMEARING VICKS VAP-O-RUB ALL OVER MY GIANT GLOW STICK!!!!
MiaSoSexy: hey! you asshole!
RancidRools: hi
John4364: im 6 foot 6 contrution worker w/ muscley barrel-chest and shaved all over and 11 inch jackhammer etc etc. I look exactly like johnny depp but with a huge, cruel body, blah blah lbah
HenryJames: Oh delight! It is a kind letter from a concerned unknown companion who wishes that I do not miss a chance to behold a tempting glimpse of her ephemeral, naturally-busted beauty! My heart flutters so in agreeable titilation at such prospect of 'blowing my creamy load' upon her! I do not recognize her idiom, perhaps she hails from that most civilized navel of culture and society, Europe. I fear to write back, though I cannot deign to reserve the implements of my amorous wonderment, as I may not take my pleasure quietly, and may choose to 'fill her with my hot man-rod' as she so requests. I must court her! - HJ
Kikesucker: N E BUDDY WANT 2 CYBER WITH ROCKHARD JEWBOY?? go jewey, go jewey!
LooseBruno: wanna cyber, john? never know till you try. ever been curious what it's like to be with a REAL hot lay? forget that teeny-bopper pussy shit.
LadyVampireNightBlood: Respect my evil vagina! The puss of my blood-frenzy deathcapade will cup your testes in it's capable palms! Death cometh for my insatial cock-need!
PowderPuff4VR: okay, i tried to talk really lowd over the bzzz bzzz bEEP buzzz now whut? do I need to yell or stand on the chair or somthing?
John4364: fuck u bruno u faggot homo ass
RancidRools: hi
RaverBoy123: WHOAAAA.... THE BLINKING STEREO CLOCK IS LIKE, SO AMAZING! I NEVER NOTICDED!
HenryJames: Were this but a proper introduction, rather not unlike the most ignoble of meetings of which I have a distinct sense of that most exquisite of emotive human relation, I would precipitate a most uncommonly engagement whereupon I should easily profess that indeed I desire her 'steaming slushy love canyon'. But oh sweet certain magnificence! I writ thus: "Dearest enigmatica, How my heart trembled at the delicate kindness, particularly of the sensual communion, by which I mean a spiritual resonance ungratified, of sweet love's inception at your emulsive locutions! We must meet! Fondly throbbing, HJ" -HJ
Kikesucker: too late fuckers, I just came all over my jewish desk and my jewish keyboard. Everything is covered in millions of millions of tiny dying half-jews. Just great. fascist nazi fuckers.
[Member Kikesucker exited chat]
RancidRools: hi all
John4364: mia u sound hot. what 2 cyber?
MiaSoSexy: sure, u stud! join private room 'truelove'!!
[Member MiaSoSexy exited chat]
[Member john4364 exited chat]
LadyVampireNightBlood: Hate! Evil! Death! Blood! GRRRRARARARAAAAA!!!!
RaverBoy123: HEY LADY NIGHT BLOOOD, WANT TO CYBER?
LadyVampireNightBlood: yeah ok
[Member RaverBoy123 exited chat]
PowderPuff4VR: waaaaa! I m going to walk to my frends house!!
[Member LadyVampireNightBlood exited chat]
[Member PowderPuff4VR exited chat]
RancidRools: hi
LooseBruno: well shit
RancidRools: hi LooseBruno
RancidRools: hello
RancidRools: hello?
LooseBruno: ...
RancidRools: hi guys
HenryJames: By measures I grow delicate to the impationate impress of time, for as I wait I am consumed insatiably by the positively fluttering wings of my heart! An interval sufficiently replete without reciprocation may surely drown my abortive, by which I mean inescapably, maddeningly fruitless, efforts at procreation. Oh dire consequence, by which I mean dire consequence, of time's ageless cruelty! -HJ
LooseBruno: hey, henry, wanna cyber?
HenryJames: hell yeah
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[Member HenryJames exited chat]
RancidRools: goodbye
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[Member AntonChekhov Joining AOL chat room: Sexxx Salon]
RancidRools: hi
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