Ignatz is criminally misunderstood. His mind, drugged by its own chemicals, categorically distorts reality and cognitive understanding while he communes with Blake and lives in solipsistic bliss. Also, them Injuns cut out his tongue for urinating on the roulette wheel. Do not try to be his friend. He will not like you.

Dr. Sunshine is made of hydrogen and helium and is approximately 800,000 miles in diameter. The planet Earth requires him to sustain its complex and beautiful cycle of life. In ancient Egypt he was worshipped as a god. He received his M.D. from Harvard University in 1994. Two months later he attempted to return it because of manufacturing defects and since then it has been sitting in his garage.

Francis Chunk is seven years old. We have no idea who he is except that he sits all alone every day at 6:00 am in the Starbucks down the street. He orders a triple espresso and chainsmokes. Francis is the official illustrator for the Circus. It is a simple matter to trade his lovingly crafted drawings for pornography.