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If you tie a string around your finger to remember to look for the finger if the string is gone...you might be a leper. |
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If your parents send you to "toga camp" and never come back...you might be a leper. |
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If nobody at toga camp knows any songs on the piano besides "chopsticks"...you might be a leper. |
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If you're listening to the BeeGees and you snap your fingers--clean off--you might be a leper. |
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If you get a hooker and have to ask "can I have that back?" every time...you might be a leper. |
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If "chinese finger traps" are the greatest prank ever at the toga camp...you might be a leper. |
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If you ask someone to give you a hand, and you mean yours...you might be a leper. |
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If the only wardrobe decision you get to make is between 'skin-caked rags' or 'urinous rags'...you might be a leper. |
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If you lose weight faster by exfoliation than by dieting...you might be a leper. |
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If your only friends are malnourished dogs and Jesus...you might be a leper. |
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If you build a scarecrow to keep away vultures...you might be a leper. |
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If even the mafia won't sell you insurance...you might be a leper. |
